Funny Jokes App

I researched your entire family tree and it seems you were the sap.
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I’ve wanted to cut it down.
You’re a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare when you show any.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?
In the battle of wits you’re an unarmed man.
Moonlight becomes you — total darkness even more.
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earth’s temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies.
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You’re so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
You tell people you live just up the street from the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.
You are living proof that God has a sense of humor.
You inspired the slogan, “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, “concentrate”.
One more wrinkle and you’d pass for a prune.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I heard you went to a freak show and got in for free.
You look like you just escaped from planet of the apes.
Your family tree is nothing but a rest stop for dogs.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You remind me of the ocean — you make me sick.
You prefer three left turns to one right turn.
You have a Teflon brain – nothing sticks.
Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end and you be yourself.
Don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palm reader; I know you’ve got a palm.
You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.
You’re a dim bulb in the marquee of life.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
When they made you, they broke the mold—and beat the mold maker.
When you die, I’d like to go to your funeral, but I’ll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Believe me, I don’t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
I don’t mind that you are talking so long as you don’t mind that I’m not listening.
I fart to make you smell better.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck.
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
If ugly were a crime, you’d get a life sentence.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
I heard that you were a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
You think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
You are so stupid, when you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you went out.
You are the reason God created the middle finger.
You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard, that is.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Are your parents siblings?
You thinks Taco Bell is where you pay for your phone calls to Mexico.
To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.
You weren’t fully debugged before being released.
You call people to ask them for their phone number.
You must be the arithmetic man — you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
You may be a beautiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
You’re a few planets short of a Federation
You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
You’re so dense, light bends around you.
Your family wasn’t dysfunctional until you arrived.
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
You’re so boring, your dreams have Muzak.
You’re so dumb, blondes tell jokes about you.
The twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.
Your family tree is a tumbleweed.
I’ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you’ll need a passport and plane ticket back
You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
I hear the only place You are ever invited is outside.
You’re at least one Brady short of a Bunch.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I’ll hit you so hard you’ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
I’d like to break the monotony; where’s your weakest point?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.
No, a polygon is not a dead parrot.
Some people have called you a wit… They’re half right !
Our friendship is like that of a dog to a fire hydrant.
Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
I’ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
People clap when they see you — their hands over their eyes or ears.
Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.
You are so was so ugly they used to push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You are so old, you fart dust.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
In the battle of wits, you fight unarmed.
We all spring from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
You are so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
You’re ski lift doesn’t go to the top of the hill.
Your head whistles in a cross wind.
They say Will Rogers never met a man he didn’t like, obviously he never met you.
Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
You are so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
There’s two things I really hate about you: your face!
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
You are so dumb, you play solitaire…for cash.
You are so stupid, you’d trip over a cordless phone.
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
You have signs on both ears saying “Space for Rent”.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
If stupidity hurt, you’d go through life on a morphine drip.
You’re as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You’re a legend in your own mind.
If brains were dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose.
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I’m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven’t had it yet.
I’ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
I wish your charm could be bottled–then a cork could be put in it.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to dumb animals.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
I may be fat but you are ugly, and I can lose weight.
Yo momma’s so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma’s so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma’s so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma’s so poor when your family watches TV they go to Sears
Yo momma’s so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma’s so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma’s so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma’s so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma’s so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen
Yo momma’s so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma’s so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma’s so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma’s so dumb her shoes say TGIF – toes go in front
Yo momma’s so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma’s so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it Air conditioning
Yo momma’s so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG
Yo momma’s so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma’s so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma’s so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma’s so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma’s so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma’s so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma’s so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma’s so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo momma’s so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma’s so dumb she can’t make Jello because she can’t fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo momma’s so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo momma’s so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo momma’s so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo momma’s so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo momma’s so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she’s been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo momma’s so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo momma’s so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma’s so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo momma’s so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo momma’s so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo momma’s so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo momma’s so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma’s so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo momma’s so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo momma’s so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo momma’s so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo momma’s so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holiday album
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks socialism means partying
Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats
Yo momma’s so dumb she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood
Yo momma’s so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don’t Walk
Yo momma’s so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo momma’s so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo momma’s so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo momma’s so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo momma’s so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo momma’s so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo momma’s so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
Yo momma’s so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo momma’s so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo momma’s so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo momma’s so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo momma’s so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn’t find the Any key
Yo momma’s so old her memory is in black and white
Yo momma’s so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus
Yo momma’s so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma’s so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license
Yo momma’s so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma’s so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo momma’s so old she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
Yo momma’s so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo momma’s so old she drove a chariot to high school
Yo momma’s so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma’s so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo momma’s so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial
Yo momma’s so po she can’t even afford the last two letters
Yo momma’s so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo momma’s so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma’s so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Yo momma’s so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo momma’s so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo momma’s so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard
Yo momma’s so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma’s so poor she bounces food stamps
Yo momma’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma’s so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo momma’s breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac
Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
Yo momma’s smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border
Yo momma’s so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo momma’s so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused
Yo momma’s so dirty she made Right Guard turn left
Yo momma’s so dirty she slowed down Speed Stick
Yo momma’s so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo momma’s so cheap she washes paper plates
Yo momma’s so lazy she thinks a two income family is where your daddy has two jobs
Yo momma’s so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo momma’s so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
Yo momma’s so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma’s so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order
Yo momma’s so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma’s so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo momma’s so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back
Yo momma’s so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween
Yo momma’s so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares
Yo momma’s so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals
Yo momma’s so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma’s so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled
Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end
Yo momma’s so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on

After Jennifer Lopez's dancer's pants rip – more epic stage fails from Beyonce

Lopez&;s dancer&39;s rip –
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"Vanity" Kills: Sexism, Critical Savagery & By the Sea
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The worst performer on the field Sunday was Chip Kelly
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Jeff Kinney has sold 150 million copies of his book

of a Kid: has 150 of his
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(Illustration by Nick Wanserski)
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Simmons professes his love for SpongeBob

his for
(Laughs), yes, and then the dog … aw, man that was so funny. The other (episode) where they thought the plumber died and all of them was singing (at his funeral), that was hilarious. Outside of Martin, what would be the top three TV shows you watch?

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Beyond the county: Chipotle with another E. Coli outbreak, Jimmy Carter fights

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Carter said Monday that Gilliams had been working so hard, he only had time for one quick joke, suggesting to her that she could give the house back if she didn&;t like it. “No way!” Gilliams said, grinning as she described what it was like to raise a …
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Merseyside Police&39;s Twitter &39;banter&39; proves why women still fear reporting rape
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That Time I Tried BDSM Therapy

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Q&Play: Lamorne Morris talks New Girl, dating, and cats — all while playing

Q&Play: New , , and — all while
“There&;s no humor in [Winston] maintaining a relationship, so I think the quicker he breaks up with people or does something really stupid, I think, is funny.” Watch the interview above, and see Morris in action when New Girl returns with its fifth …
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Triathlon is for beginners and pros
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Carrie Ann Inaba&39;s DWTS Blog: A Night of Awesome Performances!
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